Post by Mr Mojo Risin on Oct 10, 2005 21:55:41 GMT -5
Newark NJ 12/13/10- There have been several reports from the AP that several players on the New Jersey Nets basketball club have been spotted downtown after hours in a team event of "strip joint hopping." Several of the players such as Martell Webster and D.J White were on Independance Street and checked out as many as 5 strip clubs that evening. The two were seen leaving the Gold Club at around 1:22 along with fellow players Peja Samardinski and Ha-Seung Jin and headed toward the Patrick Ewing Vagina Village at 1:30. Our Eyewitness News In-Depth field reporters inflatrated the former Georgetown and New York Knick's new Porn Playground and found that the 4 Nets were involved in a night of Strippers, Sex and Space Invaders along with Oakland Raiders QB Kerry Collins and UTEP Football Coach Mike Price along with the whole Massapequa Varsity Baseball Team. When we asked GM Pig about the allegations he gave us this remark. "Our Nets work hard on the court, they are winning basketball games so why do you have to try to bring them into court. They have desires like you and I and they need to be fed. How would you like it If I brought in the Eyewitness Camera and poked into your personal life, I dont think you would like it too much." We tried to ask Center Ha-Seung Jin about the allegations of his involvement the other night he replied with. "I dunn speak too good nglis boot dose were sum bigg titties I saw at Pat Ewin Club, u don get dat in Coreya." Martell Webster had this to reply "I dun understan why yall are frontin, I mean Im puttin up big ass numbers every night and yall still got a problem wit me, I mean I'm droppin J's like a kid singin the alphabet 100 times, droppin my new Rap joint wich will be out in March featurin S Dizzle, The Squeak, 42 Gramz and my girl Lil Kwizon and yall still frontin, you should be happy you got is interview becuz next thing you know i be on the dolla bill, Martell Webster is a giant compared to Geoorge Washington. More at 11